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Overview

Merry Men is a token launchpad on Robinhood Chain. Each launch deploys a fresh, fixed-supply ERC-20 and seeds it as single-sided, permanently-locked Uniswap liquidity. The token is a real DEX pool from its first block.

Every launch is made by a verified X account: the factory refuses to mint without a signed proof that the launching wallet is controlled by a real X identity. There is no allowlist beyond that; anyone with an X account can launch.

The name plays on Robinhood → Merry Men. The protocol is live at merrymen.wtf.

A single-sided concentrated-liquidity position is a bonding curve. Providing liquidity over a price range with only the token, starting at the bottom of the range, produces exactly the pump-style price ascent. But the curve and the DEX pool are the same object, so nothing ever migrates.

That property removes the single worst exploit surface of curve-then-migrate launchpads: the migration window, where liquidity is moved from a bootstrap curve into a DEX and can be tampered with, front-run, or pulled.

Merry Men has no bonding curve contract and no migration step. There is nothing to graduate on-chain, and nothing to rug.

The design makes several properties true structurally, not by policy, and not by trust in the team:

  • Anti-rug tokens. The launch token is inert: no owner, no mint, no pause, no blacklist, no transfer tax, no upgrade path. Once deployed it can never be changed. Total supply is fixed forever.
  • Permanently-locked liquidity. The launch’s position NFT is held by a locker contract that never releases it. Liquidity is locked forever; only the trading fees it accrues can be extracted.
  • Zero-quote seeding. A launch consumes none of the quote asset. Buyers contribute the quote side as they trade, so the launch cannot half-complete with contaminated or empty liquidity; it either fully completes or reverts.
  • A real pool from block one. Every launch is a canonical Uniswap v4 pool quoted in native ETH. Any consumer that supports the chain and DEX can trade it with no bespoke integration.
  • Verified identity, enforced at mint. The factory’s only entrypoints require a signed attestation binding the launching wallet to an X account. The identity commitment is recorded on-chain with the launch. There is no unverified way to launch.

A creator picks how their coin’s first minutes trade. Whatever the gate, the coin ends fully open, permanently:

  • Open: trades from block one, anyone. The default.
  • Game: the launch starts frozen while players compete in a tap-trading game; top scorers win capped priority buys, then trading opens to everyone.
  • Verified only: for a creator-chosen window (10 to 60 minutes) every trade requires a verified X account; then trading opens to everyone.

Gated launches are frozen or restricted by the hook on-chain, inside a hard on-chain ceiling: a gate can delay open trading by minutes, never prevent it.

No ETH is required to bootstrap a launch, and nobody extracts a “raise.” The quote asset that buyers pay accumulates inside the locked position as a permanent liquidity floor. The only extractable value is the trading fee, and it has one constant and one variable: the house takes 0.10% of every trade’s volume, and everything else a trade pays goes to the coin’s creator or is burned. Buys pay a flat 0.25% (0.15% of volume to the creator); sells pay the same plus a burn of the tokens sold that starts high and decays to a permanent floor. The burn is destroyed supply; nobody receives it. Exact numbers in Fees.

The house’s share funds operations and a community-rewards flywheel: referral distributions that route fees back to the people who bring volume, deterministic and on-chain-verifiable. See Protocol revenue.

These decisions define the protocol.

# Decision
Model Single-sided launch. Fresh fixed-supply ERC-20 seeded as a single-sided, permanently-locked position. No bonding curve, no migration.
Graduation An off-chain milestone badge computed by the indexer. Moves no funds; has no contract.
Chain Robinhood Chain (Arbitrum Orbit L2), chain id 4663, gas = native ETH. The launchpad also runs on Stable (988, USDT0-quoted) and Arc (5042, USDC-quoted).
Quote asset Native ETH.
DEX Uniswap v4: the pool’s LP fee is 0 and the launch hook charges the fee. No custom token taxes; the token itself is inert.
Identity Verified X account required to launch, enforced by the factory at mint.
Creation Anyone with an X account may launch; no further allowlist.
Token Fixed supply, fully inert. No owner/mint/pause/blacklist/tax/upgrade.
Upgradeability Not upgradeable. No proxies for protocol contracts. New versions ship as a new factory generation; a coin keeps its generation’s economics forever (earlier generations).
Revenue Flat creation fee (currently 0) + a protocol share of trading fees. The raise stays in the locked position; nobody extracts it.